12/31/99
Dawn of the Doodie
or
When there's no more room in hell, the
doodie will walk the earth.

12/30/99
Facing The Shit Head-On
or
Butt Blast

12/29/99
Progress Not Perfection
or
Are You a Fertilizer Miser?

12/28/99
Shit and Stay on the Pot

12/27/99
Pitcher's Revenge
or
Misdirected Blame

12/24/99
Bad Shit
or
Hook Line and Stinker

12/23/99
Sitting on the Sidelines of Life.
or
The Speed of Doodie

12/22/99
Crossing "The Line"
or
CORNucopia

12/21/99
You Win Some. You lose Some.
or
The Evil, Resentful, Vindictive Teacher

12/20/99
Rain Deer
or
Dear Santa: Please Don't Shit On Me.

12/17/99
Positive Affirmation 101
or
Becoming King Shit

12/16/99
On Route to Fame in the Circus
or
Doodie Tribute to Prince Randian

12/16/99
Implosion: The Play
or
To Shit, or Not to Shit.

12/16/99
The Danger of Premature Intervention
or
Push n' Poop

12/13/99
Method Acting
or
Shithead 101

12/10/99
Poopymon
or
The First Doodie

12/09/99
America the Dutiful
or
Why Fly in the Sty?

12/08/99
Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Doodie
or
War of the Turds

12/07/99
Kung-Fu Doo-Doo
or
In Time for The Holiday: "Shit Hit"

12/06/99
Ass Shits Ass
or
No Shit

12/03/99
Constipation Hell
or
Chuck Plucks the Stuck Muck

12/02/99
The Truth About X-Mas Kiss Candy
or
Poopsie Roll

12/01/99
Nature's Way
or
The Art of Doodie

11/30/99
Ignominious Equanimity
or
Buddha Poopha Everybody Poops

11/29/99
Fun, Cooperation and Joy
or
Sickness, Fantasy and Shit

11/26/99
Life is Like a Box of Doodie
or
Forrest Dump

11/25/99
Float a Log
or
Helium Hell

11/24/99
What Goes Around...
or
We're Not in Kansas Any More

11/23/99
Fastidious To The End
or
Poor Man's Laxative

11/22/99
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and
over again expecting different results.
or
Why can't all links be as honest?

11/19/99
How The Mermaid Made a Mess
or
Something's Fishy in the Sea

11/18/99
Cheshire Crap
or
Alice in Doodieland

11/17/99
Pass the Gas
or
Poop Dreams

11/16/99
Monkey See Monkey Doo Doo
or
Mr. Red Thinks He Can Play

11/15/99
Slam Dump
or
Hoop Poop

11/12/99
Poop Shoot
or
Killer Dribble

11/12/99
Available Soon From Doodie.com
or
Fido's Last Stand

11/10/99
Mid-Summer Nights Poop
or
Thanking the Poop Fairy
or
Doodie Duvet

11/09/99
Don't Shit Where You Make Doodie
or
Corn Search 2ooo

11/08/99
The First Anual doodie.com Fashion Show
or
Crapwalk

11/05/99
Practice Makes Perfect Shit
or
Shit n' Spin

11/04/99
Same Shit. Different Day.

11/03/99
Different Twins
or
Pride and Shame

11/02/99
Poop Du Soleil - Day Two
or
Never Risk, Never Miss.

11/01/99
Poop Du Soleil Day One
or
Shit n' Spin

10/29/99
Perpetual Poop #233
or
Nurse Nancy Shows off Her Shorthand

10/28/99
Wheely Crappy Day
or
Even Steve Can Run From His Shit.

10/27/99
Should Joe Shit Where He Works?
or
Loggin On

10/26/99
Corn Bear
or
Little Crappy Gingerbread Man

10/25/99
No Shit Sherlock
or
Buttloads of Shit Sherlock
or
Snoop Poop

10/24/99
The Doodie Zone
or
Big Ass Ass

10/21/99
The Loss of Balance

10/20/99
Carrot Plop
or
The Blind Chase

10/19/99
Like Slowing Down at a Traffic Accicent
or
Perpetual Poop

10/18/99
Will Joey Surrender His Shit?
or
Little Shitty Red Wagon

10/15/99
The Wheel Of Life
or
The Wheel Of Death
or
Shit n' Spin

10/14/99
Just as Long as He Only Harms Himself
or
Libertarian Load

10/13/99
Statue Fondue
or
Fart Art

10/12/99
A New Internet-Millionaire is Born
or
Pride in Service

10/11/99
Da Boss
or
Raging Asshole Rampage

10/08/99
America- No. 1 Till The End
or
Full Moon

10/07/99
Cranial Rectal Inversion.
or
Is He Happy

10/06/99
Y2Ka-Ka
or
Even the Toilets will go Crap Out

10/05/99
Being Cool Leads to Shit
or
Insane but Cool

10/04/99
A Magazine We Will Never See
or
Shitty Reporting

10/01/99
Strippa Shitta
or
Anti-Love-Glove

9/30/99
The Cat Shat
or
Love Brings out the Shit

09/29/99
Insult to Injury Personified
or
They Say it Remains Concious for Several
Seconds.

09/28/99
Is It Best To Resent?
or
Going out with a Bang

09/27/99
The Feminist "Movement"
or
The Doodie.com Port-o-Ploppy

09/24/99
Shit's Ahoy
or
Constipation Nightmare

09/23/99
Stoplight in Doodieville
or
The Joys of Owning a Jeep

09/22/99
Happy at a Shtty Job
or
Unhappy With a Good Job

09/21/99
Greed and Revenge
or
Equestrian Runs

09/20/99
Love as Shit
or
Shit as Love

09/17/99
Running
or
Shitty Dream

09/16/99
Some Tickets Reward, Some Do Not
0r
The Higher the Wire the More Shit You
Get

09/15/99
Doodie Endurance Test - or - Hurricane
From Hell

09/14/99
Toiletkenisis - or - Carrie's Sick Psychic
Brother

09/13/99
Zip Shit - or - Surrounded

9.10.99
Fecal Filter
- or -
Corn: The Series

9.9.99
Both Be Crappy
- or -
Doo Doo Switch-a-Roo

9.8.99
Smile and They'll Never Know the Truth
- or -
Shitty Deal
- or -
Just Don't Turn Around

9.7.99
Some Shit be Sad
- or -
Some Shit be Happy

9.6.99
Mr. Cool Defends Himself
- or -
The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Doodie

9.3.99
Misunderstood Greeting
- or -
Allen The Human Toilet
- or -
Shitty Hello

9.2.99
The Holder of Shit
- or -
Shit is in the Eye of the Beholder

9.2.99
The Holder of Shit
- or -
Shit is in the Eye of the Beholder

9.1.99
The Never Ending Psycho
- or -
Who's Right?

8.31.99
Dainty Doodie Dude
- or -
Fancy Feces

8.30.99
The Never Ending Poop Cycle
- or -
The New American Work Staff
- or -
Look Familiar Tony?

8.27.99
Hole in One
- or -
Doo Doo Too?
- or -
How the French Got the Idea to Invent Those
Dumb-Ass Water Closets

8.26.99
Hide and Go Shit
- or -
Mr. Manners

8.25.99
Dante's Potty
- or -
Satan in Heaven

8.24.99
Fed Up
- or -
Revenge of the Toilet


8.23.99
Heaven

8.20.99
Hell

8.19.99
Susan Blows the Sneeze Audition

8.17.99
Repetition is Insanity
- or -
Bright Idea. Poor Execution.

8.16.99
Pop n' Plop
- or -
Poop n' Hop

8.15.99
Angle is Everything
- or -
Fear of Speaking Remedy

8.13.99
Tricky Buns vx. Sleepy Buns
- or -
People Poopin is Funnier than Birds
Poopin
- or -
The Wicka Shitta by Vida

8.12.99
The Epidermal Doodie Condom
- or -
Totally Full of Shit

8.11.99
Blowin em' Out
- or -
Palma's Crappy Birthday

8.10.99
Senile Pile
- or -
Party Hat Poop Scoop Combo

8.9.99
The Proof is in The Pudding
- or -
The Chocolate Pudding
- or -
Poop-Olympics

8.5.99
Rejected Cartoon Idea for Saturn
Commercial

8.4.99
Show Biz 101
- or -
Shit n' Sign

8.3.99
Happy as Shit
- or -
Shitty Gravity Check

8.2.99
Mercury is in Yer Anus
- or -
Uranus Hangs above the Tank
- or -
Fear of Girth

8.1.99
Mercury is in Uranus
- or -
Retrograde Shit

7.31.99
The Piece of Shit Around Which the
World Revolves

7.30.99
Same Old Shit
- or -
Orbit Shit

7.29.99
Broken Farted

7.28.99

7.27.99
Why Must King Shit Win?

7.25.99
Recognize Me?

7.23.99
Chuck Atlass

7.22.99
Dr. Doodie Observes Innovation
- or -
King Shit Invents the Stinky Slinky

7.21.99
That Damn Single Piece of Corn!
- or -
Stinky Slinky

7.20.99
Running Interference
- or -
Wits and Shits
- or -
The Feminist "Movement"

7.19.99
Whole In One
- or -
Rapid Fire Hire
- or -
Doo Doo Interview

7.16.99
Surf's Up (your butt)
- or -
Tube Shitty
- or -
Surfing Circa 3032

7.15.99
Satan is Evil All Over
- or -
C.C.C.C. Cloven Cleft Crack Crap
- or -
Bad-ass

7.14.99

7.13.99
Every Mother's Nightmare
- or -
Every Child's Dream
- or -
Last Ditch Supermarket Sales Pitch

7.12.99
Rebuttal
- or -
I'm More Insaner than You.

7.9.99
Doodie Squared
- or -
Geometric Experiments

7.8.99
Favoritism and Jealousy
- or -
Doodie Circus Audition

7.7.99
Rock Around the Plop
- or -
Lame-o Happy-Go-Lucky Jolly
Cartoon Reject

7.6.99
I See Boobie
- or -
I See Doodie.
- or -
Rorschach Shit

7.5.99
The Reluctant BM
- or -
Dr. Doodie Encourages His New
Nurse
- or -
Tug-o-Manure

7.2.99
Sith Shit
- or -
The "Dark Side"

7.1.99
Constipation 101
- or -
In the Bathroon of the Peanut Butter
Factory

6.30.99
Doodie is Bad

6.29.99
Shit is Good

6.28.99
Charlton Heston Discovers the
Shocking Truth.
- or -
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF
DOODIE!

6.25.99
Vaudeville in Shitsville
- or -
Dodge Doodie

6.24.99
Bummer Daze
- or -
The Other Phantom Menace

6.23.99
Ye Old Traveling Toilet Salesman

6.22.99
Trampooline
- or -
America's Most Disgusting Country
Fair Dare

6.20.99
Competition, Acceptance and Love
- or -
Shame, Failure and Forgiveness
- or -
Expectations, Pride and Hate

6.18.99
Maturity, Skill and Cooperation

6.17.99
Dung Beetle Audition
- or -
The Ass and the Frass

6.16.99
Fear Overtakes Cool
- or -
No Stall in the Fall

6.15.99
Good Shit

6.14.99
No One Sees it But Him
- or -
Rubber Bath Room

6.11.99
Enable Your Own Fable
- or -
Beat the Rabbit and the Turtle

6.10.99
Freedom Of Asspression
- or -
Q. and A. With Tom and Jay-
Doodie Style
- or -
Scared Shitless

6.9.99
Joe, The Dutiful but Insane
Great-Grandson of Galileo
- or -
A Pound of Flesh or a Pound of
Doodie

6.8.99
- or -
Recycling Cartoon Reject

6.7.99
- or -
Recycling Cartoon First Prize
Winner

6.4.99
Crap Trap
- or -
Fecal Fetish Aversion Mechanism

6.3.99
If at first you don't succeed...
- or -
Poop Poop Again

6.2.99
If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.
- Lefty Gomez

6.1.99
After Wal-Mart Is Done Using Him
- or -
The Lowest Price
- or -
The Highest Price